According to Google, We Want to Cook Wolves and are Fearful of Earthquakes

I'm always curious to see what's on other people's minds. Estately compiled the most googled phrases people are searching for and broke it down by state. Washington state's most asked questions to Google are interesting, to say the least.

Here are the questions and I'll try to answer each one.

How to bake salmon?
Season as preferred. If you're not just, just a little salt, pepper and butter will get the job done. Place in oven at 450 and bake for about 15 minutes.

How to cook a wolf?
Yikes! I wouldn't know but, if I had to, I'd cook it like I would any steak and hope for the best.

How to use a french press?
A french press is one of those coffee making plunger-looking machines. That's one I'd have to google, too.

How to eat a fig?
I've only had one fig in my life and it wasn't bad. I peeled it first, but I learned you don't have to as the skin is edible. My recommendation is to drop the figs and just buy some fig newtons.

How to be hot?
Wake up in the morning. It doesn't work for some, but works for me!

How to dab?
No.

How to make hard cider?
Make a trip to Tieton Cider Works and let the pros handle it.

How to compost?
Get a rotary composting device.

How to survive an earthquake?
I've always heard the 'stand in a door frame' idea, but I'm not so sure. I'd go outside where there's a big, open area and wait it out.

So my answers are probably the reason