Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Fergie + Her Lady Lumps Are Pregnant
Fergie - the Fergalicious lead-singer of the Black Eyed Peas - is now babylicious, at least according to an announcement she made through various forms of social media.
Madonna Turns the Other Ass Cheek [PHOTO]
Madonna is already getting the hang of this Instagram thing. She only just recently opened her account and she's already posted a shot of her heaving bosom -- and now her ass cheeks, too.
Let's hope she doesn't see Rihanna's page and feel the need to compete. This could get ugly.
2013 Grammy Award Winners
In between all the great performances at the 2013 Grammys, they even handed out some awards. And while we did disagree with a few of the winners, nothing made us scream RECOUNT! or anything.
Thanks to our friends at PopCrush, here's a line-up of many people who took home Grammy hardware on Sunday, Feb. 10.
Hasbro Kicks the Iron Off the Monopoly Board and Welcomes Its New Token: The Cat
In an attempt to be more relevant, Hasbro recently revealed that it would be ousting one of its long-standing tokens from the classic board game Monopoly and replacing it with a new token of the internet's choosing.
So ... farewell, iron! Hello, cat! (Don't act so surprised that an internet poll resulted in a cat victor.)
Justin Timberlake Says He Only Kinda Sorta Called Britney Spears a Bitch
Contrary to what some reports would have us believe, Justin Timberlake did not call his ex-girlfriend Britney Spears a "bitch" during his Pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday, Feb. 2.
Beyonce and Jay-Z Celebrate Her Halftime Show Victory With an Adorkable Hug [PHOTO]
After a foot-stomping, booty-shaking performance during the Super Bowl 2013 halftime show, an excited Beyonce celebrated her flawless performance with an adorable rib-crushing hug from her husband Jay-Z backstage at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans.
Rihanna, Noted Hair Chameleon, Shaves Half Her Head [PHOTO]
In the past decade, Rihanna has rocked bobs, bright red locks, multi-toned blonde and black hair, blonde fringe and the blood of her enemies. But these days, she could pass for the long lost sister of Skrillex.
Bradley Cooper’s Alleged Foot Fetish Made an Uptight Model Dump Him
'Silver Linings Playbook' hottie Bradley Cooper has been failing in the love department lately, most recently splitting with actress Zoe Saldana -- and now being dumped by a model for fondling her feet too much.
Allegedly, of course.
Justin Bieber Being Investigated For Assault With a Deadly Nerf Gun
Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is currently under investigation for gun control charges after brandishing his finest Nerf gun at a venue in Ottowa, Canada.
Hey, it's Canada. They take their styrofoam bullets very, very seriously.
Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Helping’ Cameron Diaz With Her Mid-Life Crisis by Banning Sexytime
After splitting from her boyfriend, Yankees' third baseman Alex Rodriguez, rumors started swirling that Cameron Diaz was going through some sort of mid-life crisis. Thankfully, her best bud Gwyneth Paltrow was there to help put her life back on track -- by making it as dull as possible.
StarDust: Amanda Bynes Is Definitely Doing It So Very Wrong + More
- Amanda Bynes got her cheek pierced. It's what all retired millionaires do.
‘Diff’rent Strokes’ Dad Conrad Bain: Dead at 89
Conrad Bain, best known for his role as adoptive father Phillip Drummond on the '70s to '80s sitcom 'Diff'rent Strokes,' has died at the age of 89.