Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Oh, the Humanity: Taylor Swift + Harry Styles Broke Up Already [PHOTOS]
Right on schedule, Taylor Swift has lost the first of the 17 boyfriends she's sure to have this year -- reports are coming in that she and One Direction member Harry Styles have suddenly parted ways.
Hope you took the under in your office betting pool.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mom-Dance May Very Well Be the Whitest Thing in the History of Ever [VIDEO]
Gwyneth Paltrow rang in the New Year onstage with her husband, Coldplay singer Chris Martin, their children and, of course, Jay-Z -- because Gwynnie's life is never quite perfect enough.
But since she showed off her awesome white girl mom-dance, we're all a little better for the experience.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Talk about an awkward first date smooch. This actor/singer once announced, "I kiss people with my soul. I don't kiss them with my mouth."
Kesha’s Pants Go Up in Flames as She Says She Was ‘Forced’ to Sing ‘Die Young’
After last week's tragic Sandy Hook school shooting in Newton, Conn., Kesha's youth anthem 'Die Young' began slowly disappearing from radio playlists. And the singer herself has now weighed in on the controversy -- albeit with a bizarre explanation.
Gwyneth Paltrow Shoves Her Face Full of Marshmallows for Your Amusement [VIDEO]
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is known not just for her breathtaking sense of pretension, but also for preaching to the world about healthy eating -- so why was she caught on tape cramming (what we assume were non-organic) marshmallows down her throat?
Miley Cyrus Glimpses Her Future While Performing Alongside Strippers [NSFW VIDEO]
Hey guys, Miley Cyrus is so badass now that we don't even remember she was once child idol Hannah Montana.
Just kidding, we still totally remember that. Which just makes her recent buzzed locks and her performance next to strippers on Dec. 9 that much more the desperate cry for attention that it is.
Look at me, I'm a grown up. LOOK AT ME! Daaaad! You're not looking!
Robert Pattinson Offered Six Figures to Let Girls Go Wild All Over Him
Douchebag extraordinaire Joe Francis, the founder of 'Girls Gone Wild,' took an innocuous mention of his scantily-clad lady franchise uttered by 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson and ran with it -- offering the sparkly vampire $100,000 to appear in one of his videos.
Presumably with his shirt on.
It’s Come to This: Lindsay Lohan Is Selling Off Her Used Clothes to Raise Money
We're guessing the cash flow situation for Lindsay Lohan is pretty dire, since she recently dispatched younger sister Ali to sell off her used clothing, shoes and accessories, presumably to raise money for her enormous tax bill.
Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...
John Travolta + Olivia Newton-John Reunite to Ruin Christmas [VIDEO]
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, that dynamic duo from 'Grease,' have joined forces to assault your ears and ruin all your Christmas cheer with their holiday themed song, 'I Think You Might Like It.'
Spoiler alert: We didn't.
Adam Levine Thinks Honey Boo Boo May Have Been Who the Mayans Were Talking About
Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders.
Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch
Hugh Hefner + Crystal Harris Are Engaged Again
Remember that time Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner was dating that young, attractive blonde?
No, not that one. Not that one either. Or that one. Or those two.
Yes, Chris Brown + Rihanna Are Back Together [PHOTO]
Despite spending Halloween and Thanksgiving side-by-side, Chris Brown and Rihanna have continued to pretend everyone is too stupid to realize they're back together.
So maybe this picture of her straddling him is their official coming-out. On the plus side, at least she's wearing all her clothes this time.