Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lil Wayne Enters His Sixth Day in the Hospital
Rapper Lil Wayne is going on day six of his time in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A. after seizures rendered him unconscious last Wednesday, March 13.
Weezy's now on the road to recovery -- this following an overdose of sizzurp that resulted in him reportedly having his stomach pumped three times, after which TMZ practically threw dirt on his body despite assurances from his friends that
Emma Watson Isn’t Starring in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Like Really. For Real.
For some reason (meaning "this is how these things work"), it was rumored that Emma Watson, the erstwhile Hermione Granger from the 'Harry Potter' franchise, would be taking on the lead in the film adaption of the BDSM mommy-porn bestseller 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'
A rumor “confirmed” by some hackers -- something Watson herself found so hilarious that she decided to address it herself thi
Even ‘Jeopardy’ Is Using Taylor Swift as a Punchline Now [PHOTO]
Wow, long-running game show 'Jeopardy' is basically giving away the answers these days. Particularly when one of their questions threw some shade and made it apparent that the name they were looking for was oft-lovelorn Taylor Swift.
Just cut the contestants a check already, Alex Trebek.
Once Upon a Time, Robert Pattinson Was an Underwear Model in Japan [PHOTOS]
Way back at the ripe old age of 14, before he became the sparkly vampire that would make him famous, a now 26-year-old Robert Pattinson channeled his best androgynous duck-face and modeled underwear in Japan. And now he kind of regrets ever doing it.
Steve Carell, Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Take Up Arms on ‘Late Night’ [VIDEOS]
'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' is known for its strange recurring sketches, including one called “Real People, Fake Arms” in which actors replace their arms with mannequin arms. (Trust us, it's much funnier than it sounds.)
The premise for the latest version of the gag was this: Steve Carell and Jimmy Fallon once appeared on a Canadian soap opera together called 'Jacob's Patience,' but Carell refu
Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Steal Our Hearts With a Barbershop Version of ‘SexyBack’ [VIDEO]
Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'
Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.
No, Harry Styles Did Not Sext a Woman Old Enough to Be His Mom
Directioners (the super secret code name for One Direction fans) are in an uproar over a tabloid story that alleged British television host Yvette Fielding received sext messages from a then 16-year-old Harry Styles.
As expected, the girls have harnessed all the fury adolescence allows, but Fielding -- a Styles family friend -- vehemently denies it ever happened. And in what had to be the most awk
Justin Bieber Cancels Second Show in Portugal, Possibly Due to Poor Ticket Sales
Justin Bieber canceled his second show in Portugal, and it had nothing to do with health problems or paparazzi beatdowns.
Instead, it could be for a reason with which he's entirely unfamiliar: a simple lack of interest.
So Amanda Bynes Looks Like This Now [PHOTOS]
Oh, Amanda Bynes. What are we going to do with you.
The actress troubled media fodder (who's tried in the past to make turbans happen and likes celebrating holidays with her breasts) is now using Twitter to reveal a whole new Amanda Bynes.
Justin Bieber Tried to Beat Down a Photographer Who Basically Called Him a Wanker [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.
After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.
So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.
Chris Brown Went Ballistic Over a $10 Parking Fee. As You Do. [VIDEOS]
Chris Brown and parking lots just don't mix. Or rather, Chris Brown and mundane social situations do not a good time make. This time around, Brown flipped out on a valet who was just doing his job by asking for a small parking fee.
Valerie Harper Has Terminal Brain Cancer
Valerie Harper, best known for her role as Rhoda Morgenstern on 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and its titular spin-off 'Rhoda,' has been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. But she's determined to live her last months to the fullest.