Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic.
You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
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Kanye West Rants He’s the ‘Worst Kind Of Celebrity’ + Very Serious About It [NSFW VIDEO]
Kanye West has things to say. And because he's a tortured artist, he can't do it in a press release or interview. He won't be restrained by the man.
So instead, he yells auto-tuned things to his audiences between songs at concerts.
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Crazed Taylor Swift Fan Arrested for Swimming to Her Swanky New Beach House
An overzealous Taylor Swift fan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, May 15, after swimming up to her new digs in Rhode Island.
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So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
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Tara Reid Doesn’t Care What You Think + May Be the Happiest Drunk Ever [VIDEO]
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Miley Cyrus Launched an Instagram Account + Might Have Blown Maxim’s Hot 100 Reveal [PHOTOS]
When a magazine like Maxim comes out with its annual "Hot 100" list, revealing who took the top spot is a pretty big deal. Maxim was planning to do that for its 2013 list on this Thursday's 'Today' show -- but Miley Cyrus, it seems, had other plans.
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Farrah Abraham Says If You Were Her, You’d Have Sold a Porno Too [VIDEO]
Despite selling her porno, 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,' for just under $1 million, Farrah Abraham continues to pretend that she never really meant for anyone to see it.
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Amanda Bynes Looks Fantastic But Needs a Serious Reality Check [PHOTOS]
Things have been looking up for Amanda Bynes since she took initiative and shaved off half her hair. She seems more in control and less disheveled.
And yesterday (April 30), demonstrating she knows her Twitter audience well, she posted some pictures of her boobs.
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Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Are Obviously Totally in Love, You Guys [PHOTOS]
If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.
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Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
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Reese Witherspoon Is Really Sorry About Going All Tracy Flick on the Cops
As you've probably heard by now, 'Election' star Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday, April 12, after her husband Jim Toth got a DUI and she got mouthy and self-important with law enforcement in a rather Tracy Flick-esque manner.
But now she's issued a mea culpa.
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Robert Pattinson Bought Kristen Stewart a $40,000 Pen for Her Birthday [PHOTO]
Robert Pattinson knows romance. And, apparently, writing utensils. So, naturally, he gave girlfriend Kristen Stewart a really expensive pen for her 23rd birthday on April 9.
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Legendary Mouseketeer Annette Funicello Dead at 70 [VIDEOS]
Actress, singer and former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello has passed away at the age of 70 from complications stemming from her battle with multiple sclerosis.