Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Miley Cyrus Launched an Instagram Account + Might Have Blown Maxim’s Hot 100 Reveal [PHOTOS]
When a magazine like Maxim comes out with its annual "Hot 100" list, revealing who took the top spot is a pretty big deal. Maxim was planning to do that for its 2013 list on this Thursday's 'Today' show -- but Miley Cyrus, it seems, had other plans.
Farrah Abraham Says If You Were Her, You’d Have Sold a Porno Too [VIDEO]
Despite selling her porno, 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,' for just under $1 million, Farrah Abraham continues to pretend that she never really meant for anyone to see it.
Amanda Bynes Looks Fantastic But Needs a Serious Reality Check [PHOTOS]
Things have been looking up for Amanda Bynes since she took initiative and shaved off half her hair. She seems more in control and less disheveled.
And yesterday (April 30), demonstrating she knows her Twitter audience well, she posted some pictures of her boobs.
Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Are Obviously Totally in Love, You Guys [PHOTOS]
If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.
Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
Reese Witherspoon Is Really Sorry About Going All Tracy Flick on the Cops
As you've probably heard by now, 'Election' star Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday, April 12, after her husband Jim Toth got a DUI and she got mouthy and self-important with law enforcement in a rather Tracy Flick-esque manner.
But now she's issued a mea culpa.
Robert Pattinson Bought Kristen Stewart a $40,000 Pen for Her Birthday [PHOTO]
Robert Pattinson knows romance. And, apparently, writing utensils. So, naturally, he gave girlfriend Kristen Stewart a really expensive pen for her 23rd birthday on April 9.
Legendary Mouseketeer Annette Funicello Dead at 70 [VIDEOS]
Actress, singer and former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello has passed away at the age of 70 from complications stemming from her battle with multiple sclerosis.
‘Buckwild’ Star Shain Gandee Dead at 21 [UPDATED]
Shain Gandee, star of MTV's 'Buckwild,' has reportedly been found dead in West Virginia some 30 hours after going missing.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Ponder Yet Another Krazy Baby Name: Khrist
From the moment news broke that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, it was clear that they were destined to take up the mantle of "most ridiculous baby name." (Watch your back, Paltrow.)
Now a "close friend" of Kim's says, “Kayne likes the name Khrist.” For realzies.
Tara Reid May Be Partying Too Hard – Even by Tara Reid Standards
Tara Reid may have finally taken it too far -- the notoriously hard-partying 'American Reunion' actress was caught leaving Hollywood's Emerson Theatre on Wednesday (March 13), barefoot and haggard, requiring the help of friends to walk.
She's been in rehab for alcoholism before and even credits the 2008 stint with saving her life. Now lots of people are thinking it could be time for another go.
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Olivia Wilde Reads Hateful Tweets from Justin Bieber Fans on ‘Leno’ [VIDEO]
It wasn't long ago that Olivia Wilde, caring person that she is, used Twitter to offer some advice to young Justin Bieber, who recently walked around London sans shirt like a tiny Canadian Matthew McConaughey.
Afterwards, she took a whole lotta heat from the world's Beliebers -- and on Tuesday, March 12, she hilariously told Jay Leno all about it.