Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
8th Grader Signs Relationship Contract Banning ‘Hoes’
This kid is well on his way to becoming whipped.
If Cellphone Commercials Told the Truth (We’d All Be Bummed)
Whether it's Verizon's "Can you hear me now?" or AT&T's Lily, cell phone commercials have been bombarding us for years now. The thing is, if you've seen one carrier you've seen them all.
Dog Driving BMW Has Taken Over New York City
This dog doesn't need to go out for a walk. A drive, on the other hand, is much more up his alley.
This Is What Earth Would Be Like If Humans Vanished
It's a depressing thought: what would happen to the world if humans disappeared?
There Is One Simple Key to Escaping the Friend Zone
Other than "I love you," no three words can send shivers down the spine of any man with a libido quite like "the friend zone."
Lunkhead Needs Chainsaw After Head Gets Stuck in Washing Machine
You can bet this guy was feeling the permanent press-ure.
Spelling Bee Is Perfect Place for Ice Cold Taunting
There's no need to spell it out -- this move was nasty.
Is This ‘Jeopardy!’ Champ Pompous or Perfect?
Not since Donald Trump has someone in the public eye been so loved and so despised all at once.
Adorable Baby Lets Out Equally Adorable Sneeze and Sigh
Whatever babies do, they do it adorably.
Teen’s Simple Water Bottle Flip Sets Internet on Fire
The internet, like primary elections, universal remotes or the DMV, makes no sense. Witness the way it has reacted to this silly video.
Photo of Textbook Cover Has Gone Viral for the Spookiest Reason
Algebra is already hard enough without this kind of mind-bending trouble thrown into the equation.
Miserable Wedding Guest Surrounded by the Happiest People on Earth
If this isn't a metaphor for life, what is?