Jeremy Taylor
‘The Simpsons’ Might Get Its Own Channel
‘The Simpsons’ is the longest running prime time scripted series in American television history and now News Corp., which owns the franchise, may be looking to capitalize on 22 seasons of the Emmy-winning cartoon with a channel dedicated exclusively to life in Springfield.
Katie Holmes to Guest Star as Slutty Pumpkin on ‘How I Met Your Mother’
Katie Holmes will appear on a special Halloween edition of ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ joining a long list of female personalities who have guest starred on the CBS sitcom.
Worst Beer Thieves Ever Take Best Mugshots Ever
Instead of just getting fake IDs like the rest of us, three 19-year-olds from Covina, CA devised a plot to steal two 30-packs of Tecate beer from a local grocery.
According to police, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto each tried to walk out of the store with a case of the suds. However, a store employee noticed what they were doing and followed the duo, causing Kalscheuer to drop the beer
Man Conducts Experiment to See How Long He Can Live on Wife’s Breast Milk
When Curtis and Katie bought a new house they had to deal with the gallons and gallons of breast milk they had stored in the freezer of their soon-to-be-old home.
The milk was there because the couple’s two children had spent time in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit after being born, and they had pumped it out of fear that Katie would lose her ability to produce milk in the absence of a baby to fe
Borders Employees Diss Customers in Hilarious Farewell Note
Borders bookstores will shut their doors forever at the end of this month, and in a final kiss-off to those who patronized the once-popular chain, employees at one of Borders’ franchises hung in their display window a bitter note which listed all the things customers had done to piss them off over the years.
Little Girl’s Touching Reaction to Her New Face After Cleft Lip Surgery [VIDEO]
Left untreated, a cleft lip dooms a child to a lifetime of emotional and physical difficulties. It’s a also relatively easy condition to fix, and the organization Operation Smile has made it their mission to provide free surgery to needy children around the world who suffer from cleft lip and other facial deformities.
In this heartwarming video you can see a young Brazilian girl’s shocked and over
Portable ‘Sleepbox’ Lets You Doze Off Anywhere [VIDEO]
A Russian architectural firm has developed a climate-controlled sleeping capsule the size of a “small dumpster” that has three self cleaning beds, wi-fi connections and room for luggage storage.
The 100 Greatest ‘Shut Ups’ in Movies [NSFW VIDEO]
“Shut up” isn’t just the favorite comment of elementary school kids. The phrase also has a proud movie history, which has been documented by the same folks who put together the 50 trippiest drug hallucination moments in film.
Humans Get Their Revenge on Thieving Seagulls [VIDEO]
Seagulls have been on quite a crime spray as of late, stealing everything from cameras to golf balls to hamburgers.
In the video below, humanity was able to exert a bit of revenge on the thieving birds with a simple trick involving some french fries and a glass windshield. Watch the rats of the sky get trolled.
Man in SpongeBob SquarePants Suit Fights With Women, Gets Detained by Police [VIDEO]
A man dressed as the popular kids’ show character SpongeBob SquarePants was detained by police yesterday in Los Angeles after an altercation between him and two women got violent.
Two Baby Deer Get Loose in a Supermarket [VIDEO]
In this latest edition of animals loose in stores, two baby deer found themselves inside a Publix supermarket in Suwanee, Georgia.
The fawns tempted fate by wandering over toward the meat section, where they were scooped up by store employees. Unfortunately, the video ends before we learn if they were returned to their mother or fell prey to the butcher.
FBI Investigating Who Took Nude Photos of Scarlett Johansson from Her Phone
As you may have heard, naked photos of Scarlett Johansson leaked onto the Internet Wednesday.
In apparent nod to the authenticity of the self-shots, sources connected with Scarlett Johansson have told TMZ that they have already contacted the FBI because they believe the photos were removed from Johansson’s phone illegally by a hacker.