Someone wants Diddy's dirty money, and I don't mean Dawn Richard and Kalenna Harper. Some woman, who's obviously out of her mind, is suing Sean (Diddy) Combs for several reasons. I swear, she was just making up most of these claims on the spot.

allegedly Diddy, the mother of his children, Kim Porter, and Rodney King “knocked down” the World Trade Center and “then they all came and knocked my children down." It gets more disturbing/confused/sad from there. The woman also claims Diddy is the father of her 23-year-old son and that he stole a casino chip from her once: “I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

Even though I'm sure Diddy has a "zillion" dollars, no way is this going to hold up in court. I can't wait to hear the outcome of this. The court date is January 31st.

via nymag