Five Dumb Oregon Laws Make Me Proud to Be a Washingtonian

Washington state has some pretty stupid laws, no doubt about it. It was only when I was reading some of these laws that Oregon has that makes me glad I'm on this side of the Columbia River. Aside from the commonly known fact we can't even pump our own gas in Oregon, here are more to add to that idiotic idea.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
That, right there, is why I can never move to Oregon.

Dishes must drip dry.
Paper plates, it is!

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
The fact they had to put this law in writing scares me.

It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
It doesn't say anything about yelling them, though.

And, in Hood River, Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. Just so you know.

So, even though Oregon has great landscapes, VooDoo Donuts and the Tillamook Cheese Factory, I'll visit but I'm not sure about moving there anytime soon.

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