Videos like this are why you should know your limit.

Update: It was brought to our attention that this is probably fake as the lady is a comedian. Still, it's pretty funny.

It's two in the morning and he finds his wife, inebriated, making what she's calling 'grilled cheeses' only they're out of bread so she improvises.

Goldfish crackers and string cheese, microwaved for 15 seconds.

He opts out of sampling this dish, but she dives in. Sure, it's hot, but doesn't look bad.