It has already started. Stores are carrying loads of boxes of candy and stuffed animals for Valentine's Day.

This normally does not bother me one bit, but this weekend, I started to feel really lonely and wished I had someone to cuddle and make out with!I downloaded the Bumble app to my smartphone and perused the available menfolk. I kept running across guys that I already know (and don't like). How disappointing. The Sweetheart Comedy Soiree is coming up in a couple of weeks and I still don't have a date. I would have to travel at least 70 miles to find the nearest available hunk, and that is just downright pathetic.

I bought myself a box of chocolates, and ate every bite.

How do you find a date in Yakima, Land of the Already Coupled-Up?