What do Lindsay Lohan and Lisa Frank trapper keepers have in common? A lot of sex, booze, drugs and family drama behind the scenes!

That's right, Lisa Frank trapper keepers (and stickers and pencils, notepads, etc.) is a company that has so much drama that the story reads like "American Hustle" meets "Wolf of Wall Street!" (Read the complete story here.)

So I propose that Hollywood movie executives consider producing "The Lisa Frank Story," a film starring Leonardo di Caprio as James Green (Lisa Frank's husband), and Lindsay Lohan as Lisa Frank. (You have to read the article in order to see why they would be perfect in these roles!)

If Lohan pulls off this role with the sort of acting that we KNOW she is capable of, this could finally be her big ticket to an Oscar. (Well, anything with Leonardo di Caprio in it is always nominated for something; he is like Oscar movie gold!)

HOLY FLASHBACK, BATMAN! Enjoy this vintage Lisa Frank commercial, starring a teenage Mila Kunis!

This video is a behind the scenes look at the Lisa Frank corporation in Tuscon, Ariz.:

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