One last time for everyone in the cheap seats: It's. About. Tom.

In news that is about as shocking as a contained carpet spark, Real Housewives of New York City star Luann D'Agostino — who has been cheated on routinely and publicly by husband Tom D'Agostino since the couple married eight months ago — has decided to file for divorce. Makes sense!

The couple, who officially filed for divorce jointly in Sag Harbor, Long Island, according to Page Sixhave been the center of attention for the Bravo crowd over the course of their short romance. Most recently, Luann allegedly slapped Tom in public, though — true to form — she eventually denied the incident was anything more than a "love tap."

Man, did Tom cheat on Luann so much! Most of RHONY's eighth season was centered on controversy stemming from relationships Tom had previously initiated with two of Luann's fellow cast members, Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan (Tom and Sonja's dwindling 2016 tryst even overlapped with Tom and Luann's early relationship).

And, in especially prescient episodes, fellow cast member Bethenny Frankel shared messages she'd received that directly implicated Tom in cheating scandals. Ramona shared some too! As did Sonja! But Luann was determined to walk down the aisle even if it ushered her into a relationship incinerator, not unlike the model from Toy Story 3 that made me cry like I'd been assaulted by a firestorm of Good & Plentys.

Okay!

Look at Luann's friends explicitly telling her — over and over — that something like this would happen!

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