Other ‘Olive Garden Pasta Pass’-Type Promotions I Want to See in Yakima

Unlimited chocolate cake doughnuts. The best doughnut I've ever had in my life.

Unlimited waffles. Although I can barely only eat one full one as it is, but would get me to keep coming back.

Unlimited banh mi sandwiches. Yes, their pho is pho-nominal (get it?) but I love those sandwiches.

Unlimited Mexican stir fry. Although most order enchiladas or burritos from this place, I love the stir fry.

Unlimited beer-battered fries. The portion they give you is basically unlimited as you can never finish it, but I do love these.

Unlimited house potato chips. I'm sure they have a name for them, but I love these. They make them fresh in-house.

Unlimited caldo de res. At this restaurant, they only serve calso de res (a beef soup) on Thursdays. That would limit what I could take home, but I love this stuff any time of year.

Unlimited bubbles and squeak. There's something so awesome about bubbles and squeak even though it's roots are basically yesterday's leftovers. I'm a huge fan and MacGuires has it on the menu. Hope that deal would also come with unlimited soda bread.

This is an odd choice as it's already an all-you-can-eat buffet, but I always pay by the pound and get it to go. Maybe the compromise is I'm allowed 2 pounds of food daily to-go. I'd work with that.

Unlimited beer. After all, this is my dream list.