My Anaconda Don’t Want None … Of Your Food Because It Sucks

How can you politely tell someone: "MY ANACONDA DON'T...WANT ANY OF YOUR FOOD BECAUSE IT SUCKS"? We asked Sir Mix-a-lot and let's see what he had to say. (See below.)

I don't cook a lot because when I do, it usually turns out horrible. One time, I made some macaroni and cheese from scratch and it was the nastiest stuff I've ever tasted in my LIFE, but my good friend, Cefus, ate the whole plate up like it was YUMMY!

What is the polite way to tell someone their food sucks? We asked Sir Mix-a-Lot and this is what he had to say: