SPOILER ALERT! Reesha’s Review Of ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’

Reesha Rating: 4 stars out of 5

SPOILER ALERT: "STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS"

SYNOPSIS: It's a tale of intergalactic deadbeat baby daddies, serial Jedi killers, jungle fever, and apparently, orange is the new black (robots and Yodas).

It starts off with this uber-hot fighter pilot receiving a flash drive with the hidden location of Luke Skywalker, who disappeared after he became a Jedi master school and one of his pupils hauled off and "killt" up everybody in the school once he learned how to use the force, becoming what I will now refer to as "Serial Jedi Killer."

Meanwhile, one of the storm troopers (Finn) has a conscience and decides not to help murder an entire city of people, despite orders from Kylo Ren. This young Julia Roberts-looking chick, Ray, keeps trying to get some portions of money from the mean scrapyard pawn shop man, and one day she runs into BB28 9or whatever his name was), the super cute little orange and white droid who has the flash drive containing Luke Skywalker's whereabouts.

We find out that Han Solo is Princess Leia's baby daddy, and that Kylo Ren is actually their son, the serial Jedi killer, who's now on track to become the next Darth Vader. Or will he?

Young looking-Julia Roberts chick saves the day, when she figures out from the orange Yoda that she has the force, which is apparently stronger than Serial Jedi Killer, Kylo Ren.

We also find out that Rae has "Jungle Fever" and she cares deeply for Finn, who does everything he can to save her from Kylo Ren.

I will probably see this movie again, but definitely not five or six times like the rest of humanity seems to be doing! LOL!