Barnacules

How would you like it if you bought a house and, when you walked in, there was a bunch of unneeded and unwanted furniture just laying around. Some may appreciate it, but then you have to ask how they got in there in the first place. This is kind of like what Microsoft is doing to your Windows 10 machines as Barnacules is finding out.

Telemarketers are getting more and more crafty. It used to just be a call that they'd hope you'd answer. Then it was based on you picking up the phone and, any more, they're almost robotic in their sales pitch so you can't even tell them otherwise...