I've you've ever met me before, grew up with me or attended Nob Hill, Franklin or Davis, you'll know I know nothing about fashion. I mean, c'mon, I was the guy who thought it was cool to have blue hair. I don't know anything about fashion, but I know ugly when I see it and these, my friend, take the proverbial cake. Guys, and most girls, shouldn't wear jeans like this. In no way can it be good for your skin.