The Kentucky Derby is coming up just around the corner! I get excited because you're supposed to wear a big hat, pretty dress, and sip on a mint julep (optional) and chew on some fried chicken! It's a fun quadfecta!
So then tell me why I have missed catching it on tv for the past 5 years? It's pathetic, really, especially since I'm from Nashville, TN, and Louisville is practically a stone's throw away (enough to feel like Nashville's cousin).