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What Did Justin Bieber Do Now?!
What Did Justin Bieber Do Now?!
What Did Justin Bieber Do Now?!
Justin Bieber of all people made me take a step back and say, Whoa, lil cute dude, what are you trying to do to DUBSTEP?! If you don’t know what dubstep is, you betta recognize now. Will.I.Am kind of incorporates it into his mainstream pop music, but when Justin Bieber did, I was like, ok, wait a minute now, there goes dubstep, sign your will over to the next of kin...
Does Your Carpet Match The Drapes?!
Does Your Carpet Match The Drapes?!
Does Your Carpet Match The Drapes?!
They do now. The carpets in my apartment match my brand new clean drapes and are as clean as can be because I finally discovered the RUG DOCTOR. You can find it at Safeway. I haven’t cleaned the carpets since George Bush was still president, so you can imagine all the gunk that was pulled out from my LIME GREEN carpets...
New Punishment: Mom Dance
New Punishment: Mom Dance
New Punishment: Mom Dance
We all know as parents that one of our rights is to embarass our children (most of the time we are unaware that we do) but how about trying the "Mom Dance"! Kids don't listen?  Fighting?  No problem - get your groove on!
Kmart Commerical Makes Me Want To Ship My Pants
Kmart Commerical Makes Me Want To Ship My Pants
Kmart Commerical Makes Me Want To Ship My Pants
I got a shout out earlier today from K-Mart (on my Twitter)!! The religious-based boycott group, One Million Moms, declared Kmart's latest commercial to be unsound and unfit for television. I understand that as a parent, you want to shield your kids from unwholesome and/or unneccessary influences of an offensive nature, but I don't see anything offensive about "shipping your pants"... Re
Paradiso Music Festival Lineup Announced
Paradiso Music Festival Lineup Announced
Paradiso Music Festival Lineup Announced
Finally! After months of suspense and teases, the peeples at Paradiso have finally released the lineup. They had me hook, line, and sinker when they announced that KASKADE was going to be a headliner on Saturday. (Please note: Kaskade is one of my all-time favorite dj's EVER...
I Finally Got A Keurig!
I Finally Got A Keurig!
I Finally Got A Keurig!
I just bought my first ever Keurig. I’m late to the game, I know it. But I have been trying to grab one on ebay for the LONGEST time, for cheap, and it just never worked out. After many years of dragging my bum to the long lines at places that rhyme with "Marbucks" and "Morthtown", and enduring my mom's bi-annual visits from Tennesee, with her yelling at me, "Why don't you

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