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Klepto Cat Steals More Than 600 Items From Neighbors
A San Mateo, California feline with a thing for material items has been found guilty of stealing his neighbor’s goods.
In fact, the cat’s stolen over 600 items from around the neighborhood, including stuffed animals, clothing, hats and shoes.
Man Steals Beer to Pick Up Women
A man in Jensen Beach, Florida got picked up by police before he picked up any chicks.
Twenty-year-old Anthony Hernandez admitted to police he stole an 18-pack of Bud Light from a 7-Eleven on Monday in the hopes he could use the beer to "score some women."