I read a fun article in Oregon on 11 things you'll never hear a true Portlander say about their town. It got me thinking about some of the things you'd never hear come out of the mouth of a true Yakimanian. Here's what I came up with ...

"Please, help yourself to my apple orchard."

"Wanna go for a midnight stroll down Fair Avenue?"

"Burger Ranch doesn't give you enough fries."

"Who's Bob Clem?"

"Let me change out of my pajama pants before I go to the store."

"I've never had an elephant ear."

"There's too much to do in town!"

Here are a few more from you on Facebook -- feel free to keep adding to the list.