Time To Roll Your Eyes At These New Illuminati Katy Perry Super Bowl Conspiracies
The checkerboard map on the stage floor - According to Alex Jones' website, Infowars, the checkerboard map on stage symbolized Katy Perry's homage to the secret society of the Freemasons and their symbols of "the evil and good of human life".
Oh, my goodness. The Illuminati conspiracy theorists are back with guns a-blazin! There exists a group of people who are obsessed with watching award shows, music videos and other performances in order to play a game of "GOTCHA!" to celebrities and locate "symbols" of devil worship and innuendos of plans for world dominance. Yes, really. Alex Jones, a notorious conspiracy theorist, is among a group of people who claim that Katy Perry is a member of the Illuminati and is secretly "jonesing" for Beelzebub, aka Lucifer!
What is Alex Jones smoking? And why did Jones stop at explaining only the checkerboard stage floor? Where are his conspiracies about what the dancing sharks, beach balls and palm trees were supposed to represent? Well, I have a few theories that he might find interesting:
- The Dancing Sharks -- Symbolize Katy Perry's secret desire to sink her teeth into the human flesh of people who don't believe in The Illuminati.
No word on what Missy Elliott was supposed to represent! LOL!
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