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Then get your bottom in gear and head on over to the Convention Center tomorrow for the Yakama Nation Legends Casino Food & Beverage Career Fair! I will be broadcasting from there live tomorrow from 1pm-3pm!

This is no joke! You may end up leaving the building with a new job! Tell your brother, tell your sister, tell your Uncle Joe! Tell somebody you know needs a job like, superpronto! GOOD LUCK!

P.S. I have been unemployed a time or two before, so I know first hand that it ain’t pretty! You can become depressed, angry, and gain (or lose) about 30 pounds from the stress! One thing that helped me get through the hard times was a little laughter, so if this is you, I will leave you with a few unemployment jokes to help you laugh through the tears.

You know you’ve been unemployed too long when you get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
You know you’ve been unemployed too long when you challenge the job interviewer to arm wrestle.
You know you’ve been unemployed too long if you text you friends during an interview.
You know you’ve been unemployed too long if you show up at an interview without shoes and explain that they were stolen while waiting for a bus.
You know you’ve been unemployed too long when your cell phone alarm goes off and you excuse yourself from the interview so you’ll make it home in time to watch Golden Girls.
You know you’ve been unemployed too long if you refuse to leave the interview unless you are hired.

And last but not least….
Sh*t an unemployed mime says:

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