I don't know if you've been living under a rock or not, but the other day, somebody called 32-year old Olympic champion swimmer Ryan Lochte a kid. That's right, a KID! Rio 2016 Olympics spokesperson Mario Andrada said Lochte and his fellow swim teammates were just kids pal'ing around being kids when they lied and said that they were robbed by unidentified Brazilian police.

HA! KIDS? Since when was age 32 considered a kid? In the infamous words of anonymous, "Where they do that at?!" *stirs straw in Al Roker*

Now, the last time I checked, a kid is defined in the dictionary as a "child or a young person".

There is another definition of the word "kid"--when used as a verb, the word means to joke around. Perhaps Andrada meant that Ryan and his friends were acting like goats, which happens to be a third definition of the word "kid".

Yep, that's it, they meant that Lochte and his buddies were acting like GOATS, peeing around the ground and damaging property, which goats are wont to do.

If the Rio Olympic officials think that being age 32 means you are a "child", then that means we have a bunch of children in their 30's running around Yakima, even in city council! Former Assistant Mayor, Holly Cousens, for starters--in her 30's! I don't even know how old Carmen Mendez is, but one of these days she's going to be 32, too! Other city council members are kids, too, like Avina Guttierez and Dulce Gutierrez (not sure if they are in their 30's yet, but they will be soon enough)! Even the former mayor of Yakima, Micah Cawley, was barely 30 years old when he decided to not run for re-election. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that I am shocked, I tell you, shocked, that we've had a bunch of kids running the city! Who knew!

All silliness aside, I just wanted to give a shout out to all the 32 year old kids that I have as some of my favorite Facebook friends and 1073 KFFM listeners:

My cousin in Spanaway, WA, Lowrance Cosby

Shernell Wilkens

Laurel Moore

Rosy Torrico

David Middleton

Micah Cawley

Kristina Cawley

Cathy Redifer

Sarah Lopez (She said she stopped counting at 32, so that counts!)

Yvette Lippert

Tera Layton

Danielle Woodcock

Here are some celebrities who are also "kids" at age 32:

Katy Perry
French Montana
Prince Harry
Lauren London
LeBron James
Khloe Kardashian
Avril Lavigne
Trey Songz
Olly Murs
Mark Zuckerberg
Carmelo Anthony
Olivia Wilde

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