Is Adele Dating Ed Sheeran? (Please Say NO, NO, NO!) [NSFW VIDEO]

When I saw that Ed Sheeran was trending on facebook and twitter, I became as curious as a wet speckled cat to see what was going on with him THIS TIME.

The last time I saw Ed Sheeran trending, it was because he was telling everybody how enjoys wearing the same pair of underwear for three days in a row (UGHHHH!), but fortunately, it is just a story about a photo snapped of him having an intimate dinner with Adele.

Wait, what? Intimate dinners with ADELE?

Please don't tell me Adele and Ed Sheeran are an item now, because I don't think my heart could take it. Are they dating now? Please say no, no, NO!

Ed Sheeran doesn't even change his draws for three days; there is no way that the fabulous, glorious, Miss Adele is going to stand for that in a boyfriend. (Besides, isn't she already involved with Simon Konecki, the father of her child?)

As we can see in the photo of them below, they were with other people at the table, whom Adele collaborates with on songs, so they weren't actually sitting right next to each other. Putting all of these clues together, I think that must have just been a meeting about recording a song together and nothing more.

Whew!