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WTF Is She Wearing: Kim Kardashian at the Topshop Topman L.A. Opening [PHOTOS]

Kim Kardashian Topshop Topman Opening L.A.
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Kim Kardashian has made sure that the whole world know she’s pregnant with her first child, but she seems to be doing everything she can to conceal her baby bump. Or emphasize it before it’s really even there. Hard to tell sometimes.

The celebutante, who recently snagged former Lady Gaga stylist Nicola Formichetti as her very own “baby bump stylist,” turned up at the opening of U.K. retailer Topshop’s Topman store in Los Angeles last night (Feb. 13) looking like maybe he got his client lists mixed up.

The elements of the all-black ensemble were stylish on their own. The sheer top with a babydoll waist and ostrich feather skirt was pretty. The leather leggings are edgy. But … not this way.

Kim Kardashian Topshop Topman Opening L.A.
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Kimmy, honey, you’re already curvy to begin with. Why add all that extra girth around the midsection with the high-waisted cut and all those feathers?

Kim Kardashian Topshop Topman Opening L.A.
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From the side, it’s worse. There is so much volume. It’s like she’s trying to bury her burgeoning tummy under all that fluff.

Kim Kardashian Topshop Topman Opening L.A.
Jason Merritt, Getty Images

And from the back? Well, she looks like Big Bird in an oil slick. Again, when you have a bun in the oven, it’s time to retire the leather pants for a few months. It just screams, “I’m going to be a mommy but I am clinging to the last vestiges of my hot youth!” Accept your impending MILFdom, Kim. It’ll be better for us all.

Kim Kardashian Topshop Topman Opening L.A.
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