Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis.
So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.
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Don't be a sucker. THIS IS NO JOKE! The royal baby has reportedly spoken! What, pray tell, was the baby's first word? Can you breathe into a bag long enough to calm down from all of this #royalbabywatch news...
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.
Apparently America's National League of Junior Cotillions is a thing. And it's a thing that judges you based on your manners. And it's a thing that has a thing for Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift.
The toothy twosome took home the title of Best Manners for the second year in a row. Seriously, does Selena Gomez run this?
Kate Middleton checked into King Edward VII hospital last week for acute morning sickness following the announcement of her pregnancy. While she was there, a pair of Australian radio DJs called the hospital pretending to be Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles. The worker who took the call and patched it through to Middleton's private nurse was found dead Friday morning, possibly a result of suicide