Matt Singer Is Stupid

This is the way (to indigestion).

May the 4th Be With You! And also with your refrigerator, which can now be stocked with Luke Skywalker’s favorite drink.

By the power of Grayskull, I shall eat a Skeletor Pop Rocks milkshake.

Promotios maxima!

We did it for the fans, of course.

You might want to avoid these things before a big job interview...

Arizona (or “Arizzona”) introduced a new drink inspired (somehow) by The Rizzler.

My stomach hurts just remembering these meals.

A Krabby Whopper? Bacon tots? Pineapple float? Things are getting very SpongeBob at Burger King.

Now I truly understand the horror of fighting an animatronic bear.

They’re strawberry flavored, the official flavor of the Upside Down.

Stranger things are definitely happening inside my digestive system now.