pun

Punny, but not funny?
Punny, but not funny?
Punny, but not funny?
I love a good pun. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking there is no such thing as a good pun. Well, I disagree. The other night I decided to set my wife up for a pun so golden it had the Midas touch. Here's the pun that annoyed my wife.