shark week

I have an abnormal fear of large bodies of water. Oh, you say sharks don't live in lakes? If I can't see my feet I am convinced sharks are beneath me!

Guy Fieri, what are you doing here?

Hey everybody, it's the return of The Discovery Channel's infamous SHARK WEEK! I have never watched "Shark Week" for as long as it has been around (according to Wikipedia, "Shark Week" has been around since 1988). Perhaps this will be the year I finally partake in the festivities...