Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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A Timeline of Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshots
If you're ever looking for Lindsay Lohan, checking the county jail is always a good place to start. Over the course of just a few years, the one-time promising actress has managed to get in trouble enough times to warrant herself six impressive publicly-released mugshots -- and even more arrests.
Britney Spears ‘Gimme More (Femme Fatale Remix)’ Surfaces
What does it say about us that we're kind of happy Britney Spears can now focus solely on her new music (and upcoming release!!!) instead of planning a wedding?
The Best, Worst and Weirdest Moments of the 2013 Golden Globes Awards Ceremony
So the Golden Globes turned 70 this year, and they're looking better than ever. And since the booze flows freely right there on the tables, it's one of the more laid-back awards shows of the season, so we knew we were in for a few surprises - and even more laughs - at this year's ceremony.
But there were a few grimace-worthy moments, too, not to mention some just plain boring ones. So with that in
Does Joe Jonas Have a New Girlfriend?
By the looks of things lately, it appears that Joe Jonas may have a new special friend by his side, because he was recently spotted out with quite the pretty lady.
The Ugliest Celebrity Mugshots Ever
Mugshots are basically a rite of passage for celebrities. But while some stars look just as good with that awful grey background as they do on a red carpet, others are a bit less glamorous.
Adam Levine Covers TV Guide’s Hot List 2012 Issue
So it's been years since we've bought a trusty issue of TV Guide to let us know what would be appearing on television for that week. Haven't they heard of the internet? This isn't 1999 anymore!
Cody Belew Makes Everyone Fall ‘Crazy in Love’ on ‘The Voice’
Cee Lo Green's first artist of the night is the handsome Cody Belew, who had "a moment" when he saw Jennifer Hudson was in the house helping out his coach for the day during rehearsals on 'The Voice.'
Terry McDermott Shines With ‘Summer of 69′ on ‘The Voice’
Up first for Team Blake on 'The Voice' was Scottish rocker Terry McDermott, who has been doing phenomenally well throughout the season so far.
When Does Season 12 of ‘American Idol’ Start?
If you happened to watch 'X Factor' last night, then you probably saw not one, but two previews for the upcoming and much talked about 12th season of 'American Idol.' We know, we're pretty stoked about it too.
Are Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Canceling Their Wedding?
In the name of all that is blasphemous! When will people stop talking smack about our Queen Britney Spears? It isn't nice, guys!
‘The Voice’ Recap: 12 Becomes 10; Christina Aguilera Debuts New Song ‘Make the World Move’
We couldn't be more thrilled about this episode of 'The Voice.' Not just because it means we're one step closer to finding out who'll be crowed "the voice" of the third season, but because our girl Christina Aguilera performed on stage tonight, alongside Cee Lo Green, to debut her song 'Make the World Move' off her just-today (Nov. 13) released album 'Lotus.'
Michaela Paige Attempts to ‘Blow Me (One Last Kiss) on ‘The Voice’
"That kind of artist I wanna be is pop-rock with that little bit of punk," said Michaela Paige, 'The Voice' contestant who'd be the first to grace the stage during the live show.