Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Miserable Wedding Guest Surrounded by the Happiest People on Earth
If this isn't a metaphor for life, what is?
So, Ice Cream Can Now Cure a Hangover
Here's a new way to lick a hangover.
Delicious Study Reveals Which State Loves Bacon the Most
North, south, east or west -- no state in the good ol' sky-high-cholesterol, sodium-consumin', grease-lovin' U.S. of A loves bacon more than this one.
Woman Hasn’t Cut Her Hair Since 2003 Is Modern-Day Rapunzel
There's Becky with the good hair and then there's this woman with the fantastic hair.
Man on Mountain Battling 109 MPH Winds Bounces Like Pinball
This is what you could call a wind-wind situation.
Hop Into a Time Machine With This Hilarious How to Be a 1990s Model Video
Grab your flannel shirts, tie a sweater around your jeans with one pant leg rolled up and put that cap on backwards -- it's time be a '90s model.
Gunfire Scares the Hot Pockets Out of Hungry Man’s Hands
There's nothing funny about gun violence, but there is something funny about the way this guy described his reaction to it.
A Pizza Box Made of Pizza Is Pure Culinary Heaven
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
Funeral Home’s Tricky Texting and Driving Ad Is Eerily On the Money
The dangers of texting and driving are well known, so it takes something special to capture people's attention when discussing it.
What’s the Most Popular Day to Have Sex?
Dim the lights, light the candles and crank up the Barry White.
McDonald’s Employee Vehemently Defends Job in Passionate Facebook Rant
When it comes to working at McDonald's, this guy is lovin' it.
Mom’s Decision to Surprise Daughter at College Goes Monumentally Wrong
Look -- no one wants to see their parents show up unexpectedly at college. It's the youthful equivalent of the IRS popping up on your doorstep.