Yahoo! Answers Masturbation Questions Are (Un)Sexy Stupid
The people who go to Yahoo! Answers to find information on masturbation are almost as inept at touching the keyboard as they are touching themselves.
Customer Finds Cooked Severed Bird Head in Fast Food Meal
This is a most fowl discovery.
Bar Makes Unprecedented Move to Save Women From Awful Tinder Dates
How do you get out of a bad date? Probably not like this.
Grandmas Driving Lamborghini Are Neither Fast Nor Furious
The days of old ladies tooling around in a Buick Skylark while barely able to see above the steering wheel are over.
Guy Is Incredulously Entertaining When His New Mercedes Catches Fire
Gabriel Lopes' experience with Mercedes has not gotten off to a good start.
Homeless Man With Website Takes Credit Cards, Is Winning Life
You may spot this guy living outside on a corner right off the information superhighway.
Woman’s Story About Apartment Fire Is Absolutely…Hilarious?
Flames better not come 'round this woman's way again.
Doughnut-Stealing Raccoon Is 2015’s Best Pastry Thief
Who among us hasn't secretly (or not so secretly) wished he was left alone at night in a donut shop?
This Is What Happens When You Eat Cereal That Expired in 1989
There's a reason food has an expiration date.
Biker Stumbles Across Massive Gang of Kangaroos, Invents Your New Nightmare
Meanwhile, in Australia...
102-Year-Old Loses Something VERY Important While Celebrating Birthday
You only turn 102 once (if you're lucky), so this woman decided to mark the occasion in style.