How Was I Supposed To Know There Was an ‘Ovulation Thermometer’?

We needed to get a new thermometer, so I did what most guys do -- look at the selection of thermometers and grab the cheapest one. Little did I know I grabbed one that told you when you were ovulating. I never knew such a thing existed.

Apparently these basal thermometers check temperatures for a better conception rate. Who knew?

My wife, for one. She knew about these, but I've never heard of anything like this. She just told me to get a thermometer and they had this mixed in with the other thermometers. This wasn't even the cheapest, either. There was another, but I thought I'd show her I'm not always cheap, so I grabbed the next price up.

I should've grabbed the cheapest.

This is more of a warning for guys. If you're looking for a thermometer, make sure it's not one of these. I still have yet to return this and get an actual thermometer. I'll put it off until tomorrow.