I decided to check out the Twinkies cones that Hostess now has on shelves. Here's the problem, though. The more I looked at the box, the more I couldn't find the words ice cream anywhere on there. If it's not ice cream, then what is it?

It turns out these don't have enough of the key ingredients to qualify as ice cream by standards. Like when you buy cheap chocolate (especially during holidays) and it says chocolate-flavored. It's still decent, but doesn't have enough quality ingredients to make it legit.

These, for the record, are pretty good, it's just it's not classified as ice cream by standards.