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I’m Not Here For ‘Feet On The Dashboard’ Season, So I Wrote A Parody To NO SCRUBS

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It’s that time of year where the temperatures outside reach above 90 degrees and for some inexplicable reason, people want to put their stinky feet up on the dashboard in the car. I guess you could say that seeing people riding around with their feet on the dashboard is one of my pet peeves.

The other day, one such repulsive individual tried to “holla” at me, winking when I looked over at him (in disgust).

It inspired me to rewrite the lyrics to the classic TLC jam, No Scrubs. I call it, “No Feet”! Enjoy.

NO FEET (Parody to the tune of NO SCRUBS)

[Intro]
A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly
But he’s got his feet on the dashboard
He’s looking like trash
And I’m looking right past
I can’t get with the stinky feet
So

[Hook]
No, I don’t want your number (no)
I don’t want to give you mine and (no)
I don’t want to meet you nowhere (no)
Don’t want none of your time and

[Chorus]
No, I don’t want no feet
Stinking up the car, you can’t get no love from me
Dangling off the passenger side
Of your daddy’s ride
Trying to holler at me
No, I don’t want no feet
Stinking up the car, you can’t get no love from me
Dangling off the passenger side
Of your daddy’s ride
Trying to holler at me

[Bridge]
If you got your feet on the dashboard
Oh yes son, I’m talking to you
If you’re sitting next to your momma
Oh yes son, I’m talking to you
If you have on socks but you still got feet on the dashboard
Oh yes son, I’m talking to you
Wanna get me with those stinky feet
Oh no, I don’t want no
No feet, no feet
No feet, no feet

[Chorus]
No, I don’t want no feet
Stinking up the car, you can’t get no love from me
Dangling off the passenger side
Of your daddy’s ride
Trying to holler at me
No, I don’t want no feet
Stinking up the car, you can’t get no love from me
Dangling off the passenger side
Of your daddy’s ride
Trying to holler at me

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