Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Are Having A Baby

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And then there was three.

Radar Online announced yesterday that my lil' '90's heartthrob boo thang, Justin Timberlake, and his wife, Jessica Biel, are expecting a baby in April 2015! Maybe that explains that cryptic Instagram photo released a couple of weeks ago.

Justin Timberlake is going to be somebody's DADDY!! (Man, that means that I am officially getting--I don't want to even say it--OLD.)

I bet Britney Spears is somewhere crying on a plush sofa in a presidential suite somewhere, eating monster bowls of ice cream while scarfing down a bag of Cheetos thinking to herself, "That could have been me. That could have been ME! But, no, I had to go and choose Kevin Federline."