The 2014 Emmy nominations have been released! The show airs on Aug. 25 on NBC, but whether the following actors listed below win an actual Emmy that night doesn't matter to me.

I am giving out my own Emmy Awards to the following:

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series

Kevin Spacey, "House of Cards"

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Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series

Kerry Washington, "Scandal"

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Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie

Benedict Cumberbatch, "Sherlock"

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Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie

Jessica Lange, "American Horror Story: Coven"

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Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

Louis C.K., "Louie"

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Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series

Taylor Schilling, "Orange is the New Black"

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Outstanding Reality-Competition Program

"Top Chef"

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Outstanding Variety Series

"Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon"

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Outstanding TV Miniseries

"American Horror Story: Coven"

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Outstanding Comedy Series

"Orange is the New Black"

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Outstanding Drama Series

"House of Cards"

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Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

Peter Dinklage, "Game of Thrones"

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Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series

Lena Headey, "Game of Thrones"

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