Douchebag extraordinaire Joe Francis, the founder of 'Girls Gone Wild,' took an innocuous mention of his scantily-clad lady franchise uttered by 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson and ran with it -- offering the sparkly vampire $100,000 to appear in one of his videos.

Presumably with his shirt on.

While promoting 'Breaking Dawn – Part 2' on 'The Kevin McCarthy Show,' Pattinson was asked what cast he'd like the 'Twilight' gang to hang out with.

At first Pattinson chose the dysfunctional clan on 'Hogan Knows Best,' but then he gave it a bit more thought and decided instead on 'Girls Gone Wild,' saying the experience would "get [Edward Cullen] out of his shell a little."

In response, he received a letter from 'GGW' founder Francis, offering Rob a whole lotta scratch for three days of filming in which he'd get to see scores of drunk, barely-legal topless girls with absolutely no effort extended on his part.

Or, as the heterosexual men of the world call it, The American Dream.

Francis told  Pattinson the job was a "unique opportunity to make [his] comments a reality," adding that "the action is non-stop and it would definitely be something worth marking off your bucket list."

Of course, if the whole thing makes RPatz feel sketchy, Francis says the paycheck can be donated to "a charity of your choosing once the shoot is complete."

No word yet on whether Pattinson will take the offer, but if he does, you can probably expect to see a lot of sulking from Kristen Stewart. But since that's pretty much how she always looks, you'll never know the difference anyway.

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