Jessica Simpson Has to Babysit Sister Ashlee Now
We almost forgot that Ashlee Simpson was famous, but apparently the younger Simpson sister is maintaining relevance through the nepotism that got her here in the first place and latching onto big sis Jessica for support.
Seems Ashlee's partying has reportedly gotten so out of control that Papa Joe and mom Tina Simpson have recruited Jessica to keep an eye on her troubled little sis. (You know, when Jessica's not busy getting pregnant and wondering how it all happened.)
