10 Clues You’re About to Be Fired
Times are tough and big business types are looking for excuses to reduce their workforce to preserve their ridiculous salaries, unnecessary bonuses and pure ivory staplers that only work with staples made of gold.
If you fit one of the following signs, it might be time to get your resume in order and…
Drummer For ‘My Chemical Romance’ Fired After Stealing
The drummer for ‘My Chemical Romance’ has been fired for stealing from bedmates.  Michael Pedicone was released from the group after their performance last week in Auburn, WA, Pedicone confessed to the police and feels ashamed of his wrongful doing...
Best Buy Employee Tackles Thief, Gets Fired
Roger Kline may have saved the day when a thief tried to make good with over $1,600 in merchandise, but his instinct to tackle the sticky-fingered customer didn't save his job. In fact, it got him fired.
Gilbert Gottfried Fired For Japanese Jokes
The king of "Too Soon?" comedy, Gilbert Gottfried, was recently let go of his AFLAC voice-over job as the duck because of some jokes he made recently about the tsunami in Japan.
We won't post them here, but you can read them here. I'll admit, they're funny and I am a huge fan of Gilbert Got…