wtf

Guess using coolant in his car was just too 'mainstream' for him.

If you're going to use a note to rob a bank... maybe type it.

Side note: If the T-Rex is smart enough to hire a great publicist, it could use all 15 minutes of this newfound infamy to push for being named "the official dinosaur of Washington state". Its arch-enemy, the Suciasaurus Rex, is well on its way to being declared the queen and king of all dinosaurs within our state borders.

Some women are turning to an old home remedy of using garlic cloves to "cure" ailments in their lady bits. Let's not do that.

I always say head on a swivel in this town

I think everyone should check their headphones OR at the very least, ALWAYS keep them in their case when not being used.

A DJ in Orlando, Fla., already has his tent set up and is camping out in front of a Best Buy -- he can't wait to get in and buy a new TV at that exclusive Black Friday deal. The only problem is he started camping there 33 days early. But it's for a good cause.

The unnamed man was on his way to get "a piece of burger and Burger King" when he saw the accident and stopped because, according to him, "Cuz when I seen the accident, girl, I just began to be nosy."

This car owner found a hidden passenger hiding under the handle of his car door.

The following is a true story. So true that George Romero couldn't write stuff like this. The following is an actual conversation screen-capped and used with permission on someone requesting the day off. His excuse was, unfortunately for him, legit.

Not getting what you want will make you do desperate things. Someone on a Casper, Wyo., Facebook page posted a sincere plea to find someone to bear his children, because his wife can't give birth. Here's his plan: He'll divorce his wife, marry you so it's all kosher and insurance will take care of medical bills and, once he has children, he'll remarry his ex. I'm pretty sure he's serious about thi

This guy needs to dive headfirst into an anger management facility.