THIS JUST IN!! Royal Baby Speaks First Words!
Don't be a sucker. THIS IS NO JOKE! The royal baby has reportedly spoken! What, pray tell, was the baby's first word? Can you breathe into a bag long enough to calm down from all of this #royalbabywatch news???
If you clicked on the link above, then you have just been punked! I mean, congratulations to the new parents and all, but it's not like we are friends or neighbors, or like I kept up with their 1,000 days til birth, or anything. Am I the only one who doesn't really give a flip that the royal baby has been born? I didn't watch the wedding; I don't keep up with Pippa. And I couldn't pick Prince out of a crowd of one. Please don't judge me. LOL.