The circulated rumors are that Twinkies are going the way of the dinosaur but KFFM's Twinky has released this all important press announcement.

Twinky...part of the KFFM Morning Maddhouse isn't going anywhere. He issued this statement to the press this morning

The rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated. I plan to be a part of the KFFM Morning Maddhouse for the foreseeable future. I only ask that you don't accept any "generic" twinkies that are expected to flood the market based on the aforementioned rumors. I stand behind my moist delectable cream filled self and I expect our loyal KFFM listeners to do the same"