Here’s what came across my facebook timeline today and I LOVED IT!!

It’s called: Why Can’t Rappers Rap About Nice Things? Like…

YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired.

OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and I can do it myself.

WAIT TIL YOU SEE MA collection of politely worded love letters.

What would YOU like to see rappers rapping about?

I came up with: GIRL, LEMME SEE YOU TWERK…your way to the dining room table cuz I cooked yo self a fine azz gourmet dinner.

Leave your new "rap lyrics" below in the comments! I know I'm not the only one with something to say...