9-Year-Old Boy Threatened With Sexual Harassment Claim For Passing Love Note
This week's sign that the apocalypse is upon us:
A fourth-grader in Hillsborough, Fla., is being threatened by his school with criminal sexual harassment charges ... for writing "love notes" to the girl he has a crush on.
The 9-year-old boy, whose identity is not being released, has been caught on multiple occasions passing unwanted notes to girls at the school with such inappropriate and sexually charged phrases as "her eyes sparkled like diamonds."
Let me off this planet.