Who doesn't like Chinese food? Whether it's a sitdown-style restaurant, ordering take-out or visiting one of the many buffet-style Chinese establishments in town, I usually order Chinese food for myself at least a couple of times a month. I love it, but I don't know if I like it as much to write a song about it.

Alison Gold took it upon herself to do just that. Is she the new Rebecca Black?

And don't ask about the final images of the video.