Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Carly Rae Jepsen’s First Pitch Shows Why She’s a Singer and Not a Ball Player [VIDEO, PHOTO]
Cary Rae Jepsen threw the first pitch of the night at the Tampa Bay Rays' home game on Sunday (July 14), and it was simultaneously embarrassing and awful. As in, "accidentally throwing your bowling ball backwards" awful.
On the upside? She had an admirable sense of humor about the whole thing.
Jay-Z Is Super Busy Today Lip-Syncing for Hours in the Name of Performance Art [PHOTO, VIDEOS]
At the time of this writing, Jay-Z is currently at New York's Pace Gallery lip-syncing 'Picasso Baby' -- a song off his new album 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' -- and he has big plans to do it over and over. For six hours.
You can keep your "Tilda Swinton in a box." THIS is performance art we can actually get behind.
Man Proposes to His Girlfriend – With the Help of Zach Braff [VIDEO]
Matt Hubert is yet another dude making guys everywhere think they need to propose in a big, public setting. He even enlisted the help of 'Scrubs' star Zach Braff to help him pop the question to his girlfriend Janice. And of course Zach agreed, because celebrities can't seem to say no to that stuff.
Also, Matt may have donated to Zach's infamous Kickstarter, which probably didn't hurt any.
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Someone Wrote ‘I Love Rob’ on Kristen Stewart’s Dirty Truck [VIDEO]
Kristen Stewart arrived at her dirty pick-up truck on Monday, July 8, only to find a message written in the dust and grime on her car.
That message? "I <3 Rob" -- clearly a dig about her former 'Twilight' co-star and current ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson. Yikes.
Teen Arrested at Pink Concert for Sending Out a Tweet That Sounded Like a Bomb Threat
A teenage Pink fan sent a terrible, horrible, no good, very stupid tweet on his way to her concert on Saturday (July 7) in Melbourne, Australia -- a tweet that basically made it sound like he had plans to bomb the arena.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Spent July 4th Together in Matching Outfits [PHOTO]
In our least favorite couples trend, recently reunited duo Katy Perry and John Mayer showed off their patriotism in matching stars and stripes outfits. Blergh.
Remind us again why it's disrespectful to let a flag touch the ground, but it's totally cool to wear it all over your body?
Ask Prince If He Has a Cell Phone and He Will Point and Laugh at You
Pint-sized singer/songwriter extraordinaire Prince first hit it big in the '70s and '80s -- and he's perfectly happy that his technological savvy hasn't changed a bit since then. In fact, he doesn't even own a cell phone.
Alexander Skarsgard Took Off His Shirt for a Family Portrait + It Was Glorious [PHOTO]
The Swedish Skarsgard siblings were together, attempting to take a nice family photo, when perhaps the most famous Skarsgard -- 'True Blood' star Alexander -- decided to use the opportunity to take his shirt off. Not that we're complaining.
Bette Midler Sang ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ to a Dying Fan and There Isn’t Enough Kleenex [VIDEO]
Legendary actress and singer Bette Midler initially met fan Anna Greenberg at a film screening, and when she heard Greenberg -- who was dying of a rare form of cancer -- had taken a turn for the worse, she gave her new friend a call and wound up serenading her.
Got your Kleenex ready? Because seriously, you're gonna need it.
Drake Bell Mocks Baby North West With a Tweet Heard ‘Round the World
Two influential Bells have joined forces to mock little North West -- namely, teen star turned diver turned that guy on Twitter, Drake Bell, and the fast food franchise whose meat may or may not be cardboard, Taco Bell.
Ellen Page + Ellie in ‘The Last of Us’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Pint-sized actress Ellen Page is none too happy about the similarities between herself and a character in the video game 'The Last of Us,' especially since she didn't give the company permission to use her likeness.
David Beckham Posts Evidence That Wife Victoria Can Smile After All [PHOTO]
Stop the metaphorical presses! David Beckham shared a photo containing incontrovertible proof that his wife can and does smile.
Personally, we're more shocked about the "can" part of that sentence.